Wishes cost nothing...
unless you want them to come true.
Weekend Getaway
48 hours
$12,000
Full Day
A clock-less day together
$6,000
Dinner + Show
6 hours
$3,200
Leisurely Lunch
3 hours
$2,000
Meet & Greet
A non-physical introduction
45 minutes
$400
24 Hours
24 hours
$7,000
Overnight + Breakfast
A clock-less night together
$5,000
Afternoon Delight
4 hours
$2,500
Coffee or Cocktails
2 hours
$1,400
Virtual Date
30 minutes
$250
The fine print:
• 25% deposit required for all in-person dates
• Any dates 3+ hours long require a structured social activity
• Any overnight dates require that I receive an uninterrupted 8 hours of sleep
• Priority will be given to extended or travel dates
• My rates are non-negotiable. If you try to negotiate my rates, I will get cranky with you.
• You wouldn’t like me when I’m cranky.
I'm sure you have questions...
allow me to enumerate.
How do I schedule a date?
Pop over to my Say Hello page or just click here to fill out the contact form.
Bonus points if you’re polite, show off your personality, and have proficient grammar (my 3 Ps, if you will). If you’d like to make me virtually jump for joy, send along any references you have unprompted. Once you’ve filled out the form and told me a little about what you have in mind for our date, I’ll be in touch soon!
How do I put my best foot forward?
I'm so glad you asked!
First, tell me about yourself. I genuinely want to know your interests and if something in particular stood out about me; a good connection starts with compatibility! If you're feeling nervous at all, I offer video chats to help break the ice and shake off those first-date jitters.
Then, let's choose a restaurant so we can take our time getting to know each other over my first love (food) and so I can flirt with you from across the table. We can go to one of your favourites or I would be more than happy to offer some suggestions, based on the cuisine and vibe you're feeling.
Yes, I eat everything. I don't discriminate when it comes to food or people.
Afterwards, we can retreat to your hotel room or a centrally located residence that I have at my disposal.
Toronto + Everywhere
I’m based in downtown Toronto, but Europe has my heart.
My dream is to one day move to Portugal or Spain and never have to shiver my way through another Canadian winter. I grew up in northern Ontario (and survived winter camping in -40°C), however I never truly acclimatized. As such, I travel as often as I can find a cat-sitter and will always give priority to the adventurous suitor who whisks me away to a faraway land.
Side note: if you whisper sweet nothings to me in Portuguese, Spanish, or French I will positively melt.
Deposits, cancellations & the financial side of things...
While I generally like to believe that others respect my time as fully as I respect theirs, unfortunately it hasn’t always proven to be the case. As such, I protect my calendar from the punctually impaired by asking for a deposit. This sets my mind at ease, knowing that our date is firmly fixed for us both.
If we're meeting in Toronto:
• A minimum deposit of 25% is required for all Toronto-based dates.
• Cancellations made with 48+ hours notice will have a portion of the deposit applied to the next date. However, late notice cancellations (less than 48 hours) will have the deposit held to reflect the lost time in my schedule.
• If you cancel within 24 hours of a scheduled date, the entire amount must be paid before another date is scheduled.
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If we're meeting anywhere else:
• Anything outside the city of Toronto requires a 50% deposit plus travel fare.
• Cancellations made with a week or more notice can be rescheduled, availability allowing. However, late notice cancellations (made with less than one week’s notice) will forfeit their deposit.
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I accept cash, Interac e-Transfer, Wire Transfers, and gift cards from agreed upon vendors. If your preference is cash, please have it ready in an envelope at the beginning of our date - it can be a bit of a mood killer if I have to ask for it.
What happens if I have privacy concerns?
Mum's the word!
After all, I am keeping my best asset (i.e. my face) hidden for our mutual discretion.
I correspond with clients on a secure (encrypted) server. I will not share information about you with anyone unless you give me specific permission to do so (e.g. you ask me to provide a reference to another provider).
I ask for references /photo ID/ LinkedIn purely with the intent of keeping myself safe. If you would like extra assurance however, I am more than happy to sign a NDA.
Couples: yay or nay?
Big YAY! I consider myself non-monogamous pansexual and I absolutely love exploring with couples. Provided all parties involved are part of planning the date; no surprises, please.
What gifts would get me extra brownie points?
My love language is gifts and compliments, so if you want to make my heart swell you're on the right path!
You can find my wishlist here.
Coming soon: favourite beverages and bucket list items.